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HairyArsedBloke
26th September 2008, 12:47
77-year-old Brooklyn lawyer owes tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes for wrongly deducting more than $300,000 in prostitutes, porn, sex toys and erotic massages, a state tax judge ruled yesterday. The ruling came despite the meticulous efforts of Halby - a tax lawyer - to prove the deductions were reasonable medical expenses in his effort to fight depression and erectile dysfunction brought on by age.

"I was depressed," Halby, who's divorced, semi-retired and living alone in a Bay Ridge apartment, told The Post yesterday. "I live a solitary life. I have no social life. I needed that release."

Halby said he found his "sex surrogates" - preferably brunettes - through ads in The Village Voice and sometimes visited them several times a week. "Over the years, I've been with dozens of girls for full-body massage with . . . happy ending," he said.

Link: NY Post - KINKY BID TO BE TAX XXX-EMPT ATT'Y HOOKER THERAPY KO'D (http://www.nypost.com/seven/09192008/news/regionalnews/kinky_bid_to_be_tax_xxx_empt_129829.htm)

bogeyman
26th September 2008, 12:55
Yeah but was it oil or powder?

TimberWolf
26th September 2008, 13:11
Yeah but was it oil or powder?

:confused:

bogeyman
26th September 2008, 13:13
:confused:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/14074-oil-powder.html

Torran
26th September 2008, 13:17
Link: NY Post - KINKY BID TO BE TAX XXX-EMPT ATT'Y HOOKER THERAPY KO'D (http://www.nypost.com/seven/09192008/news/regionalnews/kinky_bid_to_be_tax_xxx_empt_129829.htm)

Good lad :D