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Embarrassing Shopping Basket Experience

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    Embarrassing Shopping Basket Experience

    OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
    Arrived at till with:
    1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
    1 x Bottle of Gin
    1 x Mouthwash
    1 x Packet of custard creams.
    So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?
    Bored.

    #2
    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
    Arrived at till with:
    1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
    1 x Bottle of Gin
    1 x Mouthwash
    1 x Packet of custard creams.
    So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?
    Gin and mouthwash

    i'm more of a tonic man myself

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      #3
      Yeah, all of them being Tesco 'Value' brands.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ace00 View Post
        OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
        Arrived at till with:
        1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
        1 x Bottle of Gin
        1 x Mouthwash
        1 x Packet of custard creams.
        So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?
        Are you single?

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          #5
          wot on earth were the toilet rolls for?

          must of been peckish to get them

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            #6
            Originally posted by downsouth View Post
            wot on earth were the toilet rolls for?

            must of been peckish to get them
            for use before the pot noodle
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.
                And some talcum powder surely?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.
                  Joyce Grenfell is a babe
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Joyce Grenfell is a babe
                    Alistair Sim

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