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ace00
26th September 2008, 13:55
OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?

Torran
26th September 2008, 13:57
OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?

Gin and mouthwash :eek

i'm more of a tonic man myself

HairyArsedBloke
26th September 2008, 13:58
Yeah, all of them being Tesco 'Value' brands.

BrilloPad
26th September 2008, 13:59
OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?

Are you single? :rolleyes:

downsouth
26th September 2008, 13:59
wot on earth were the toilet rolls for?

must of been peckish to get them :laugh

Spacecadet
26th September 2008, 14:01
wot on earth were the toilet rolls for?

must of been peckish to get them :laugh

for use before the pot noodle

d000hg
26th September 2008, 14:20
Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

BrilloPad
26th September 2008, 14:23
Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

And some talcum powder surely? ;)

HairyArsedBloke
26th September 2008, 14:25
Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

Joyce Grenfell is a babe :laugh

NickFitz
26th September 2008, 14:41
Joyce Grenfell is a babe :laugh

:spel Alistair Sim (http://www.altfg.com/Stars/b/belles-of-st-trinians-alastair-sim.jpg)

moorfield
26th September 2008, 14:50
OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?


Our downstairs toilet drain leaked badly on Monday. So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.

HairyArsedBloke
26th September 2008, 14:54
So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.

I don't get it. What is wrong with that. :confused:

moorfield
26th September 2008, 15:01
I don't get it. What is wrong with that. :confused:

That's what I said to the policeman too. :confused:

ace00
26th September 2008, 15:07
Our downstairs toilet drain leaked badly on Monday. So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.


:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Class - specially with your pic of D.Wise avatar - it seems so fitting.

Gonzo
27th September 2008, 10:12
I once went through the checkout with just 3 bottles of wine and a packet of headache pills.

That drew a comment from the checkout operator.

blacjac
27th September 2008, 10:28
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Booo

d000hg
27th September 2008, 11:41
I don't get it. What is wrong with that. :confused:Did you see Hostel was on TV this week?

NotAllThere
27th September 2008, 11:47
Three bottles of wine, pack of condoms, aspirin. Wife says - what'd you buy aspirin for, I haven't got a headache...

:D


IGMC.

Diver
27th September 2008, 13:08
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Paddy
28th September 2008, 16:13
OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?


Not as bad as

1 x Haemoid cream
1 pkt x Viagra
1 Old Spice After Shave
1 Tin Tesco Value Baked Beans
Cat litter tray.