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Fun with a virgin animal last night!

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    Fun with a virgin animal last night!

    I complained to Virgin about a botch cable install job and scratching my car door.

    Area manager job saw the install, agreed not right and sent the same crew back to me who were really defensive blaming kids from undoing their perfect work, and arguing over the scratch.

    Joiner in my house asked me about them – I said they were like the chuckle brothers.

    Cable monkey sticks his head up from the open window, took it very personally and flounced off to their van.

    I called their gaffer, they came back to window to earwig – gaffer then calls them, I hear loads of f-ing and jeffing.

    As joiner said, they proved that I was right.

    Better entertainment than Virgin 1.

    #2
    I wish my life was this exciting

    Hi! Wilmslow
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      I complained to Virgin about a botch cable install job and scratching my car door.

      Area manager job saw the install, agreed not right and sent the same crew back to me who were really defensive blaming kids from undoing their perfect work, and arguing over the scratch.

      Joiner in my house asked me about them – I said they were like the chuckle brothers.

      Cable monkey sticks his head up from the open window, took it very personally and flounced off to their van.

      I called their gaffer, they came back to window to earwig – gaffer then calls them, I hear loads of f-ing and jeffing.

      As joiner said, they proved that I was right.

      Better entertainment than Virgin 1.
      Expect some 'visitors' late one night over the weekend. What kind of flowers would you like to be sent to your ward?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        I complained to Virgin about a botch cable install job and scratching my car door.

        Area manager job saw the install, agreed not right and sent the same crew back to me who were really defensive blaming kids from undoing their perfect work, and arguing over the scratch.

        Joiner in my house asked me about them – I said they were like the chuckle brothers.

        Cable monkey sticks his head up from the open window, took it very personally and flounced off to their van.

        I called their gaffer, they came back to window to earwig – gaffer then calls them, I hear loads of f-ing and jeffing.

        As joiner said, they proved that I was right.

        Better entertainment than Virgin 1.

        How to Win Friends and Influence People Volume II - Undoing Everything you Achieved in Volume I
        by Wilmslow
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          #5
          Wilmslow - you are a little bit odd....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #6
            How I picture Wilmsow in real life

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrMFB5pNovs
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Wilmslow - you are a little bit odd....
              I will take that as a compliment!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                I will take that as a compliment!
                You are a nice chap, I sincerely hope you aren't somebody's bot
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Wilmslow - you are a little bit odd....
                  He doesn't exist !

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
                    He doesn't exist !
                    Sheeshh, such a sceptic about everything!

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