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The Green Crunch Xmas proposal

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    The Green Crunch Xmas proposal

    Sooner or later even altough its only October, somebody who ought to have a stake of holly driven through their heart , starts to enthuse over the fact Xmas is not that far away now etc etc

    You've read it before I'm sure.

    However I believe The Pruffock Social Obvervatory has now the perfect remedy to pre-empt this nonsense.

    In order to escape the whole ghastly business of shopping, crap gifts stress etc this year tell people you are having a Green Crunched Christmas which means

    1 Green - No trips to shops as just think of the environmental damage done via all that trasportation and production of what is essentially tat.

    2 Crunched - What with the credit crunch we are saving our readies for an uncertain future rahter than waste it on presents etc etc

    3 Green - No Xmas tree lights - think of the environment

    4 Green/ Crunched - no visits to tiresome relatives - think of the environmental and monetary costs - they are always welcome to cycle to your house of course.

    4 Green No Xmas cards - think of the environmental damage ...

    ...I think you start to get the picture.

    #2
    Haven't you heard of ALDI?

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      #3
      Dashing through the snow
      In a one horse open sleigh
      O'er the fields we go
      Laughing all the way
      Bells on bob tails ring
      Making spirits bright
      What fun it is to laugh and sing
      A sleighing song tonight

      Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh

      A day or two ago
      I thought I'd take a ride
      And soon Miss Fanny Bright
      Was seated by my side
      The horse was lean and lank
      Misfortune seemed his lot
      We got into a drifted bank
      And then we got upsot

      Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh yeah

      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one horse open sleigh



      Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming


        I hate Christmas

        Ebeneezer Stu
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming
          Actually, I think you'll find it's called the "Holidays" now.

          Lest we offend . . .
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming
            Looking at the evidence presented it appears that the guy riding with Fanny did too...in all likelihood she got laid the Eskimo way in Winter Wonderland.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              Actually, I think you'll find it's called the "Holidays" now.

              Lest we offend . . .
              Christmas

              and **** anybody that thinks it should be changed., The pc ********


              I am really looking forward to watching my two little granddaughters opening their prezzies on Christmas morning.


              That's "Christmas" by the way
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Bells on Bob's tail ring
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Christmas

                  and **** anybody that thinks it should be changed., The pc ********


                  I am really looking forward to watching my two little granddaughters opening their prezzies on Christmas morning.


                  That's "Christmas" by the way
                  You zealot!
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    You zealot!
                    Do you think!?

                    Bombing campaign next then
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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