Sooner or later even altough its only October, somebody who ought to have a stake of holly driven through their heart , starts to enthuse over the fact Xmas is not that far away now etc etc
You've read it before I'm sure.
However I believe The Pruffock Social Obvervatory has now the perfect remedy to pre-empt this nonsense.
In order to escape the whole ghastly business of shopping, crap gifts stress etc this year tell people you are having a Green Crunched Christmas which means
1 Green - No trips to shops as just think of the environmental damage done via all that trasportation and production of what is essentially tat.
2 Crunched - What with the credit crunch we are saving our readies for an uncertain future rahter than waste it on presents etc etc
3 Green - No Xmas tree lights - think of the environment
4 Green/ Crunched - no visits to tiresome relatives - think of the environmental and monetary costs - they are always welcome to cycle to your house of course.
4 Green No Xmas cards - think of the environmental damage ...
...I think you start to get the picture.
You've read it before I'm sure.
However I believe The Pruffock Social Obvervatory has now the perfect remedy to pre-empt this nonsense.
In order to escape the whole ghastly business of shopping, crap gifts stress etc this year tell people you are having a Green Crunched Christmas which means
1 Green - No trips to shops as just think of the environmental damage done via all that trasportation and production of what is essentially tat.
2 Crunched - What with the credit crunch we are saving our readies for an uncertain future rahter than waste it on presents etc etc
3 Green - No Xmas tree lights - think of the environment
4 Green/ Crunched - no visits to tiresome relatives - think of the environmental and monetary costs - they are always welcome to cycle to your house of course.
4 Green No Xmas cards - think of the environmental damage ...
...I think you start to get the picture.
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