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    Housekeeping quirks…..

    We have been asked to respect the clear desk policy, can only have one family photo. I have been asked to have a pic, and need to bring in a photo of my cat…..

    As part of great shopkeeping (being a retailer HO) we have been presented with a small sandwich tray to be shared between 2 desks, which must be used for every drink from the canteen or the machines.

    Humour me, and share your mad office quirks?

    #2
    Wilmslooooooow!!
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      We have been asked to respect the clear desk policy, can only have one family photo. I have been asked to have a pic, and need to bring in a photo of my cat…..

      As part of great shopkeeping (being a retailer HO) we have been presented with a small sandwich tray to be shared between 2 desks, which must be used for every drink from the canteen or the machines.

      Humour me, and share your mad office quirks?
      F*** off.
      Seriously.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        << canned laughter >>
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          F*** off.
          Seriously.
          I spot another banning......

          Go forth and multiply in the non biblical sense to you as well fella!

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            F*** off.
            Seriously.
            WHS
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              We have been asked to respect the clear desk policy, can only have one family photo. I have been asked to have a pic, and need to bring in a photo of my cat…..
              go home and ask your wife for a photo of her pussy
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                F*** off.
                Seriously.
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                I spot another banning......

                Go forth and multiply in the non biblical sense to you as well fella!
                The only person who requires banning is you for posting such utterly dull drivel on a regular basis.
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  We have been asked to respect the clear desk policy, can only have one family photo. I have been asked to have a pic, and need to bring in a photo of my cat…..

                  As part of great shopkeeping (being a retailer HO) we have been presented with a small sandwich tray to be shared between 2 desks, which must be used for every drink from the canteen or the machines.
                  I sooooooo miss not having any 'help' that I can abuse like that. I must spend some time making up some rules for my staff.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    We have been asked to respect the clear desk policy, can only have one family photo. I have been asked to have a pic, and need to bring in a photo of my cat…..

                    As part of great shopkeeping (being a retailer HO) we have been presented with a small sandwich tray to be shared between 2 desks, which must be used for every drink from the canteen or the machines.

                    Humour me, and share your mad office quirks?
                    Like most of your postings this has neither the ring of truth or logic about it.

                    I have come across places where they tried to limit the number of chavvy pictures on desks, but you seem to be suggesting that they are trying to make you bring a picture of a loved one - your cat.

                    This just seems like made up drivel to me.

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