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    #1

    If AtW ruled the world...

    1. You could marry a Squirrel. It would be legal.
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    2. There would be no banks, only AtW, who must personally approve every transaction.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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      3. You couldn't buy anything you wanted with your own salary.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        4. Birmingham would become the capital
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          1. You could marry a Squirrel. It would be legal.
          Your humour reserves running low DP? That was a half-hearted "can't even be bothered" attempt at not even trying to write something remotely witty.

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            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Your humour reserves running low DP? That was a half-hearted "can't even be bothered" attempt at non even trying to write something remotely witty.
            I'm too busy stuffing banknotes into the mattress.

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              #7
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              4. Birmingham would become the capital
              That would be the right move...

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                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                1. You could marry a Squirrel. It would be legal.
                compulsory
                ǝןqqıʍ

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