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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.

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    My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.

    I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I really look a disgusting mess.
    am

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      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      am
      That too.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
        Sounds like AtW's idea of date night ...
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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          #5
          Just get the gimp to lick you clean.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
            are you saying you spilt a bit of pot noodle or you spilt a bit of "pot noodle"?

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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
              Maybe tomorrow you should use a bib?

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                #8
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too.
                wipe it on the curtains.. HTH
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #9
                  Damn it! Done it again. This shirt was new on this morning.

                  I've also managed to spatter the keyboard and a form that I have to send off.

                  Taking that 3 for £2 offer at Tesco's doesn't look such a good idea now.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
                    Given that you're probably surrounded by devs, no-one will really notice...
                    Older and ...well, just older!!

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