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What actually happens if the markets flop?

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    What actually happens if the markets flop?

    Apart from traders throwing themselves out of City windows, what are the immediate changes? Indirectly we talk about unemployment and problems with interest/inflation... but if the market crashes things still go on don't they? Tesco is still going to be open, the pub will still have beer, Heroes will still be on TV... in all seriousness what actually happens to the people of Iceland if their country goes bust?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Apart from traders throwing themselves out of City windows, what are the immediate changes? Indirectly we talk about unemployment and problems with interest/inflation... but if the market crashes things still go on don't they? Tesco is still going to be open, the pub will still have beer, Heroes will still be on TV... in all seriousness what actually happens to the people of Iceland if their country goes bust?
    Soup kitchens, homelessness, general misery.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Soup kitchens, homelessness, general misery.
      So a bit like Birmingham?

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Apart from traders throwing themselves out of City windows, what are the immediate changes? Indirectly we talk about unemployment and problems with interest/inflation... but if the market crashes things still go on don't they? Tesco is still going to be open, the pub will still have beer, Heroes will still be on TV... in all seriousness what actually happens to the people of Iceland if their country goes bust?


        Tesco will shut
        The pub will run out of beer
        TV channels will go off-air

        I'm assuming you mean if the market drops by 90% or more?
        Bored.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          So a bit like Birmingham?
          Precisely - and large parts of our tulipehole capital (of England)

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            #6
            Originally posted by ace00 View Post
            I'm assuming you mean if the market drops by 90% or more?
            I guess I'm talking something akin to 1929.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              You will not be able to stay home, brother.
              You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
              You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,

              Skip out for beer during commercials,
              Because the revolution will not be televised.

              The revolution will not be televised.
              The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox

              In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
              The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
              blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John

              Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
              hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
              The revolution will not be televised.

              The revolution will not be brought to you by the
              Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
              Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.

              The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
              The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.

              The revolution will not make you look five pounds
              thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

              There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
              pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
              or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
              NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
              or report from 29 districts.

              The revolution will not be televised.

              There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
              brothers in the instant replay.

              There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
              brothers in the instant replay.

              There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
              run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.

              There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
              Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and

              Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
              For just the proper occasion.

              Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
              Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
              women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
              Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
              will be in the street looking for a brighter day.

              The revolution will not be televised.

              There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
              news and no pictures of hairy armed women
              liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.

              The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
              Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
              Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
              The revolution will not be televised.

              The revolution will not be right back after a message
              bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.

              You will not have to worry about a dove in your
              bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.

              The revolution will not go better with Coke.
              The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
              The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

              The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
              will not be televised, will not be televised.
              The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
              The revolution will be live.

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                #8
                The market will come back.
                There are investors out there with a lot of money.
                They will not be able to resist some bargains.
                When that happens confidence will slowly return and so the markets will rise again.
                A couple of the great and the good are already buying.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Apart from traders throwing themselves out of City windows, what are the immediate changes? Indirectly we talk about unemployment and problems with interest/inflation... but if the market crashes things still go on don't they? Tesco is still going to be open, the pub will still have beer, Heroes will still be on TV... in all seriousness what actually happens to the people of Iceland if their country goes bust?
                  I guess there will not be another series of Lazytown.....

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                    #10
                    well im no economist but lets say for instance iceland folds, with it they take a few of their main banks, even before you equate what knock on effect that has on other banks who they've lent or borrowed from the fact that they funded several high street stores which would also either dissappear or be bought out..

                    my feeling is the high street will become a lot more boarded up as buyouts become less frequent, there will be a lot less choice for the consumer where buyouts do occur (i.e banks merging etc.), a lot of people will be jobless and homeless or living in poverty, taxes will be high, cost of living will be high..

                    generally quite bleak
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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