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    Reverend Peter Mullen wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan: SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with: FELLATIO KILLS."

    CHURCH of England vicars are to have the phrase 'full of tulip' stamped on their foreheads, it was confirmed last night.
    As vicars called for the labelling of gays, the Church agreed to a reciprocal arrangement which will see every Anglican priest branded with indelible ink.
    A Church spokesman said: "We arrived at 'full of tulip' after an extensive public consultation.

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    Lame. I'm a Christian and I could do a better job making fun of Christianity.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      oh dear god no.

      FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
      Originally posted by BolshieBastard
      You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Lame. I'm a Christian and I could do a better job making fun of Christianity.
        Consciously?

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          #5
          Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
          oh dear god no.

          FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
          He did say that he posted that on his blog which, apparently, has a vein of humour and irony running through it. Therefore, he reckons it was in context.

          Not that I'm defending him in any way of course (before the liberals amongst us take a swipe)...
          Older and ...well, just older!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
            oh dear god no.

            FWIW, this is not representative of the C of E that i'm familiar with. i know quite a few priests (including gay ones) and none of them hold views anything like this. i guess this guy is the anglican equivalent of Abu Hamza. what an embarassment, i hope he's binned forthwith...
            its from the Daily Mash... A comedy website
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              its from the Daily Mash... A comedy website
              but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
              Originally posted by BolshieBastard
              You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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                #8
                Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
                but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
                Thats the genious of satirical news
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
                  but the news story it parodies is depressingly real....
                  Alas, it is so.

                  If I were in ironic or humourous mood, I would ask the God-botherers why God made it safe only for lesbians?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by expat View Post
                    If I were in ironic or humourous mood, I would ask the God-botherers why God made it safe only for lesbians?
                    Cause he's a bloke. Innit.
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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