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DS23
9th October 2008, 12:31
what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 12:31
what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

I love you.

DS23
9th October 2008, 12:33
i see what you did there.

The Lone Gunman
9th October 2008, 12:33
I promise not to come in your mouth.


[edit]Light Relief in 5.....

stingman123
9th October 2008, 12:34
Its Ok I'm a virgin too.....

Paddy
9th October 2008, 12:34
I didn’t stab him, he fell on the knife.

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 12:35
[edit]Light Relief in 5.....

Hehe. It looks to be heading that way.

:grin

Pondlife
9th October 2008, 12:36
No return to boom and bust.

No, wait, that wasn't me...

Platypus
9th October 2008, 12:36
I've had (not had*) a vasectomy

*Delete as appropriate

Platypus
9th October 2008, 12:37
Oh was that your bum, I'm sorry

Moscow Mule
9th October 2008, 12:37
Oh was that your bum, I'm sorry

LR in 4...

chef
9th October 2008, 12:40
A Quadrouple Whopper with Cheese and Bacon, Go large with a Diet Coke

DimPrawn
9th October 2008, 12:40
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/triplewhopper.jpg

Spacecadet
9th October 2008, 12:42
I've never had a one night stand before

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 12:43
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/triplewhopper.jpg

That is so disgusting I actually want one. It is filthy.

They should have called it the P0rn Burger.

Spacecadet
9th October 2008, 12:44
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/triplewhopper.jpg

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

website is not a joke - the restaurant actually exists and serves those burgers

chef
9th October 2008, 12:46
quadruple whopper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQ_SnwZhJY)being eaten on youtube

HairyArsedBloke
9th October 2008, 12:47
Not guilty, your Honour.

cupidstunt
9th October 2008, 12:48
It won't hurt a bit

PRC1964
9th October 2008, 12:48
How big can you go? Mine was mostly cheese.

http://www.undoboy.com/flashSite/whopperettes/index.html

Safe for work but it does feature women dressed as whopper ingredients.

voodooflux
9th October 2008, 12:50
triple? quadruple? pah....

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/big_burger_2.png

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 12:54
triple? quadruple? pah....

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/big_burger_2.png

She is going to need her open her mouth more than that.

TRY HARDER, YOU LAZY COW!!

Oh, dear. I don't know what happened there. I think I need to lie down.

chef
9th October 2008, 12:55
She is going to need her open her mouth more than that.

TRY HARDER, YOU LAZY COW!!

Oh, dear. I don't know what happened there. I think I need to lie down.

:rollin::rollin::rollin::yay::yay::yay:

DS23
9th October 2008, 12:57
Oh, dear. I don't know what happened there. I think I need to lie down.

:rollin::rollin::rollin:

Diestl
9th October 2008, 13:00
"I Do"

BrilloPad
9th October 2008, 13:00
No I dont have aids.

Platypus
9th October 2008, 13:03
Work mode:

Our estimates are based on years' of experience and multiple past-projects.

stingman123
9th October 2008, 13:06
Don't worry, I'll pull out in time

wobbegong
9th October 2008, 13:07
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/triplewhopper.jpg

Pah! Now that's a mans burger! (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/50POUNDER_000.JPG)

DS23
9th October 2008, 13:09
or a very small camera

Diestl
9th October 2008, 13:10
No I dont have aids.

Don't expect any action at future CUK social events.

Platypus
9th October 2008, 13:10
I didn't come

DS23
9th October 2008, 13:11
lr in 3

Diestl
9th October 2008, 13:11
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and can deploy in 45 mins, we must invade.

chef
9th October 2008, 13:11
i have no idea who shit in the sink

DS23
9th October 2008, 13:12
i have no idea who tulip in the sink

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Platypus
9th October 2008, 13:13
i have no idea who tulip in the sink

It was probably the cat :D

Spacecadet
9th October 2008, 13:13
Of course I can remember the name of every girl I've slept with

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 13:13
...and we're still in General.

Great effort to get this moved to LR by the congregation, particularly Platypus, but we're hanging in there in General for now it seems.

Spacecadet
9th October 2008, 13:13
It was probably the cat :D

In which case, which idiot fed the cat sweetcorn?

BrilloPad
9th October 2008, 13:14
Don't expect any action at future CUK social events.

Is all one needs to be STD free?

I shall bring my blood donor card and stop lying then!

DS23
9th October 2008, 13:15
i have no idea who tulip in the sink


It was probably the cat :D

actually, i know of someone who tuliped in the bed after one particularly gruelling night on the tiles and blamed it on the dog.

Diestl
9th October 2008, 13:16
Is all one needs to be STD free?

I shall bring my blood donor card and stop lying then!

Good im sure you'll have a ball (or two)......

chef
9th October 2008, 13:18
i collapsed and was sick on Aunty Pam?... at 10:30pm.. on new years eve?.. no of course i wasnt drunk mum, im 15, i think it was a dodgy mcdonalds..

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 13:19
Good im sure you'll have a ball (or two)......

You can have mine. They've lost their 'elasticity'.

I think I'm going to get a 'tuck' job done so they return to their previous and lovely 'well sprung' state.

Apologies for the offensively high use of '...' in this post.

Spacecadet
9th October 2008, 13:22
i collapsed and was sick on Aunty Pam?... at 10:30pm.. on new years eve?.. no of course i wasnt drunk mum, im 15, i think it was a dodgy mcdonalds..

Sounds vaguely familar.. although I don't think I was sick on an Aunty

cailin maith
9th October 2008, 13:24
You can have mine. They've lost their 'elasticity'.

I think I'm going to get a 'tuck' job done so they return to their previous and lovely 'well sprung' state.

Apologies for the offensively high use of '...' in this post.

You are obsessed with your balls :rolleyes:

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 13:28
You are obsessed with your balls :rolleyes:

I just find myself able to fit them into a lot of conversations.

snaw
9th October 2008, 13:40
You are obsessed with your balls :rolleyes:

Basing this observation on??

AlfredJPruffock
9th October 2008, 13:41
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and can deploy in 45 mins, we must invade.


Jings !

As if we didnt have enough on our plates - and now this.

Are you sure it was Iraq and not Iran - typos are easy to make.

cailin maith
9th October 2008, 13:42
Basing this observation on??

He talks about them all the time.... haven't you noticed?

And I would like to point out, I have never seen Xen's nuts... :D

AlfredJPruffock
9th October 2008, 13:45
Iran has weapons of mass destruction and can deploy in 45 mins, we must invade.

snaw
9th October 2008, 13:48
He talks about them all the time.... haven't you noticed?

And I would like to point out, I have never seen Xen's nuts... :D

I generally try not to think about Xen's nuts. I suspect they're got less bounce left in them than an African tribeswomen who's had 20 kids.

cailin maith
9th October 2008, 13:50
I generally try not to think about Xen's nuts. I suspect they're got less bounce left in them than an African tribeswomen who's had 20 kids.

Well thats what he says..... but I am sure they are grand...

I didn't even know nuts did go saggy until he started on about his :freaky:

The Lone Gunman
9th October 2008, 14:01
Well thats what he says..... but I am sure they are grand...

I didn't even know nuts did go saggy until he started on about his :freaky:
Not sure if it is too much or not enough teabagging.

cailin maith
9th October 2008, 14:04
Not sure if it is too much or not enough teabagging.

:sick

voodooflux
9th October 2008, 14:05
"Don't worry, it was only a fart..."

BrilloPad
9th October 2008, 14:05
You are obsessed with your balls :rolleyes:

Is there a man alive who is not? Obsessed with Xen's balls that it...

IGMC

Papa Maji wa Maji
9th October 2008, 14:07
I don't need to work really, my Dad is a King.....

stingman123
9th October 2008, 14:39
Youre beautiful, I've got a mate whose a movie director, I think I have the perfect role for you :hug:


Also....

You have the voice of an angel

The all time overused classic

I forgot......

wobbegong
9th October 2008, 14:41
I don't need to work really, my Dad is a King.....

:spel works at Burger

zara_backdog
9th October 2008, 14:53
Yes, yes, oh my god, yes....yes....YES

snaw
9th October 2008, 14:54
Yes, yes, oh my god, yes....yes....YES

You on the webcam link with Xeno again?

The Lone Gunman
9th October 2008, 14:55
Yes, yes, oh my god, yes....yes....YESI have been waiting for one of the girlies to give us that one. There are a couple more I am waiting for too.


BTW: Have you been asked to get em out for the boys yet? Somebody should have by now.

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 15:15
You on the webcam link with Xeno again?

:grin