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biggest whopper?

9 October 2008, 12:31

what is the biggest lie you have ever told?
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9 October 2008, 12:31

Originally posted by DS23 View Post

what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

I love you.

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9 October 2008, 12:33

i see what you did there.
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9 October 2008, 12:33

I promise not to come in your mouth.

[edit]Light Relief in 5.....

I am not qualified to give the above advice!

The original point and click interface by
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time
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9 October 2008, 12:34

Its Ok I'm a virgin too.....

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9 October 2008, 12:34

I didn’t stab him, he fell on the knife.

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9 October 2008, 12:35

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[edit]Light Relief in 5.....

Hehe. It looks to be heading that way.

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9 October 2008, 12:36

No return to boom and bust.

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9 October 2008, 12:36

I've had (not had*) a vasectomy

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9 October 2008, 12:37

Oh was that your bum, I'm sorry
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