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Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition

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    Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition

    Contestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.

    The finalists are

    atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.

    Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    is this a poll?

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      #3
      is it a competition?

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        #4
        a bird? a plane?
        Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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          #5
          is there a prize?

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Contestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.

            The finalists are

            atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.

            Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.
            Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #7
              But I'd still give it to Cyberman, cause he demonstrably talked a load of bollocks, whereas we suspect AtW is talking bollocks, but we can't prove it and LG to be fair made a schoolboy error.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #8
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
                careful - he's out of jail now you know.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  LG to be fair maid a schoolboy error.
                  every schoolboys favourite kind.
                  Last edited by DS23; 9 October 2008, 14:27. Reason: grr

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    careful - he's out of jail now you know.
                    Where I come from that's nothing unusual

                    That and the funny walk, for a few weeks.
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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