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zara_backdog
9th October 2008, 14:48
Ok – just come back from lunch with a group of ex-colleagues (all contractors) from a previous contract.

The test manager who is a couple of years older then me, but has been contracting for 20 years, has taken some drastic action which she felt has helped her finding a role.

Not only has she streamlined her past experience on her CV, she has had plastic surgery (boob-job and face lift) :eek:– I must admit it has taken about ten years off her.

Now I know I said I would take a 'cut' to secure a decent role but I don’t think I will take it that far:ohwell

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 14:52
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boy even.

:music:

I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.

VectraMan
9th October 2008, 14:53
Maybe a boob job would go well with my beard.

Food for thought.

voodooflux
9th October 2008, 14:54
I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.

They'll swing any interview for you.

IGMC.

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 14:55
They'll swing any interview for you.

IGMC.

I like it.

:laugh

HairyArsedBloke
9th October 2008, 14:55
Mmmmmmmmmm.

Maybe I should do something.

cailin maith
9th October 2008, 14:55
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boy even.

:music:

I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.

See ..... obsessed! :rolleyes:

Xenophon
9th October 2008, 14:57
See ..... obsessed! :rolleyes:

:wave:

Can I help it if my balls can be squuezed into a number of conversations?

:grin

DiscoStu
9th October 2008, 15:06
:wave:

Can I help it if my balls can be squuezed into a number of conversations?

:grin

Don't squeeze them too hard, it can't be good for their elasticity.

Old Greg
9th October 2008, 15:45
Maybe a boob job would go well with my beard.

Food for thought.

Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.

basshead
9th October 2008, 15:47
Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.

I think you need to get the mangina sorted out first.

The Lone Gunman
9th October 2008, 15:48
Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.I knew a woman who had so many face lifts she had a beard........ and what looked like a bullet hole in her forehead.

OwlHoot
9th October 2008, 15:52
I knew a woman who had so many face lifts she had a beard........ and what looked like a bullet hole in her forehead.

and each time she blinked she hitched up the back of her knickers ..

Stan.goodvibes
9th October 2008, 20:50
Interesting....

I've been thinking about getting it reduced for some time now, down to a more manageable 9-10"