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    Things to do at work

    ...any suggestions?

    I'm rather bored today.
    Cats are evil.

    #2
    toughest question of the day .

    Perhaps you could put on a kettle.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      Have a Pot Noodle
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        Have a pot noodle in someone's pot noodle
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Go through your To Do list systematically, with regular (every 2 minutes) visits to CUK and the bog.

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            #6
            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            Perhaps you could put on a kettle.
            Done that, twice. I've also walked round the office for no discernible reason a couple of times.

            Any other ideas? Please keep them coming.
            Cats are evil.

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              #7
              Work?

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                #8
                Get an iPhone.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by swamp View Post
                  Done that, twice. I've also walked round the office for no discernible reason a couple of times.

                  Any other ideas? Please keep them coming.
                  Take up smoking to legitimize your skiving
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    update your company website

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