Can everyone here please stop worrying

[Gordon Brown]

The financial turmoil is coming under control. Your job is safe. The cost of living will fall and your standard of living will rise dramatically. The housing market will stabilise and mortgages will become affordable and plentiful. Your savings are safe and your pensions secured.

Everything is fine. So please, stop worrying and relax.

Hugs'n'kisses,

Gordon.

[Cyberman]

I trust you Gordon. I didn't want that pension anyway.

[wc2]

You get my vote!