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So X-factor has done something good. I thought that was impossible."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI like the X-Factor.
That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI like the X-Factor.
That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!
Why bother to travel from Dole Queue to Paid Employment when you can go Kareoke bar to your cover version CD in the Asda music section. It doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent! Never mind that you are the musical equivalent of a Minor Bird.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIt doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent!
Lets all hope for a cold winter."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI like the X-Factor.
That bird from some girl band married to a footballer. Cor!Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhy bother to travel from Dole Queue to Paid Employment when you can go Kareoke bar to your cover version CD in the Asda music section. It doesn't matter if you come from Dudley, if you can wardle like Mariah Carey and put on a false transatlantic drawl you have talent! Never mind that you are the musical equivalent of a Minor Bird.
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minah (Glitter-like Freudian slip, or what?)Comment
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metro are lagging, this is last weeks news!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ily_forced_outCoffee's for closersComment
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