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Best type of beige corduroy arm patches?

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    Best type of beige corduroy arm patches?

    I'm looking to refurb an old jacket I bought from Oxfam 15 years ago. Should I go for corduroy patches on the elbows or maybe tear the arms off and turn it into a kind of waistcoat?

    I didn't get a rate rise and the gas bill arrives soon and a lightbulb blew yesterday.

    Thanks,

    An IT Contractor on his uppers.

    #2
    Are you Howard Moon?

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      #3
      nope. you're still beaten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        nope. you're still beaten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

          An IT Contractor on his uppers.

          Doesn't seem all that bad - at least you can still afford cocaine
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I'm looking to refurb an old jacket I bought from Oxfam 15 years ago. Should I go for corduroy patches on the elbows or maybe tear the arms off and turn it into a kind of waistcoat?

            I didn't get a rate rise and the gas bill arrives soon and a lightbulb blew yesterday.

            Thanks,

            An IT Contractor on his uppers.
            I'd get some Gortex ones off Howard Moon
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I'm looking to refurb an old jacket I bought from Oxfam 15 years ago. Should I go for corduroy patches on the elbows or maybe tear the arms off and turn it into a kind of waistcoat?

              I didn't get a rate rise and the gas bill arrives soon and a lightbulb blew yesterday.

              Thanks,

              An IT Contractor on his uppers.
              All you need to do is find a similar jacket in the shops. Try it on in the fitting room and cut off one arm (ouch). Place the now one-armed jacket back on the shelf acting as if nothing happened. Avoid whistling to feign nonchalance like on the great escape. They will be none the wiser (well maybe they will be a bit later, so try to avoid trying anything on in that shop again). Congratulations, you've pollovered the wool their eyes. More top-tips bought to you courtesy of recession saving expert.

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                #8
                I suggest adding some trousers and turning it into a library suit.
                B00med!

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                  #9
                  This is a great thread, isn't it, not at all dull like one of mine.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Leather patches, old chap, leather patches....

                    Corduroy is so 1970s.
                    What's wrong with 70s?
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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