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Duller thread:New tale of Bowels

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    Duller thread:New tale of Bowels

    I had the screaming wildies last week






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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I had the screaming wildies last week






    Thank you for that.

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      #3
      I had the runny tulips when I backpacked in India when I was a student; lost 3 stone in 6 weeks.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I had the screaming wildies last week


        I wish i could have been there. Diarrhea is my favourite. The no.1.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
          I wish i could have been there. Diarrhea is my favourite. The no.1.
          sasguru

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            #6
            Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
            I wish i could have been there. Diarrhea is my favourite. The no.1.
            2

            although after 3 or 4 trips to the bowl it does start to resemble a number 1
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              2

              although after 3 or 4 trips to the bowl it does start to resemble a number 1
              the illness I had on Sunday night started and finished as you described... I now have the ability to fart again, although some are still a little wet!
              I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                #8
                MODS ! Dear God no, how low can this board go ?
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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