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    Another handcuff question

    Should I get police regulation ones or Ann Summers pink fluffy ones?

    #2
    Depends if the gf is getting the obligatory "Benny Hill policewomans" uniform to go with them

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      #3
      Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
      Depends if the gf is getting the obligatory "Benny Hill policewomans" uniform to go with them

      I wonder how much she would charge for that?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I wonder how much she would charge for that?
        Or what charge she would put you on

        You could be up before the law

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Should I get police regulation ones or Ann Summers pink fluffy ones?
          If you're about to be arrested, I would'nt ask your friendly copper for the pink ones. He might get the wrong idea
          'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
          Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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            #6
            I thought it was all plastic zip-lock cuffs these days ?
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #7
              Just ruffle their hair and give them a chinese burn. That would disable even the most hardcore criminal.

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                #8
                Whats with the handcuff threads?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  If ever there was a thread that needed locking, this would be it.
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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