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NotAllThere
26th October 2008, 16:45
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7688970.stm


Gay unions are statistically less likely to produce children and therefore it is likely that less maintenance orders will be made.

You don't say!

( On an additional note - standard of journalism:tantrum: fewer maintenance orders )

BrilloPad
26th October 2008, 16:48
"it is technically only possible to commit adultery within a relationship between two people of opposite sexes"

I was not aware of that technicality.

And if my wife was having sex with another woman I would not think adultery - I would think waaahheeyyyy - as long as I can watch....

xoggoth
26th October 2008, 17:04
I think we need some urgent genetic engineering to address this injustice.

Beefy198
26th October 2008, 17:42
"it is technically only possible to commit adultery within a relationship between two people of opposite sexes"

I was not aware of that technicality.

And if my wife was having sex with another woman I would not think adultery - I would think waaahheeyyyy - as long as I can watch....

My brother committed adultery in his first marriage and she took him to the cleaners. I pointed out that if he had had sex with a bloke he would have, technically, got away with it....

(If you ignore 'unreasonable behaviour')

BrilloPad
26th October 2008, 17:45
My brother committed adultery in his first marriage and she took him to the cleaners. I pointed out that if he had had sex with a bloke he would have, technically, got away with it....

(If you ignore 'unreasonable behaviour')

You know how to cheer you brother up don't you!

EternalOptimist
26th October 2008, 17:51
My brother committed adultery in his first marriage and she took him to the cleaners. I pointed out that if he had had sex with a bloke he would have, technically, got away with it....

(If you ignore 'unreasonable behaviour')

Confused.
Presumably she took him to the cleaners because his willy smelled like a tuna fish or a haddock or something. If he had sh@gged a bloke it would have smelled like a dog turd. So wouldn't she have taken him to the cleaners anyway ??

It might have been better all round if he had kept his willie in his undies






:rolleyes:

BrilloPad
26th October 2008, 17:56
Confused.
Presumably she took him to the cleaners because his willy smelled like a tuna fish or a haddock or something. If he had sh@gged a bloke it would have smelled like a dog turd. So wouldn't she have taken him to the cleaners anyway ??

It might have been better all round if he had kept his willie in his undies






:rolleyes:

Or if she had taken care of business? Its very hard to tell without knowing all the facts....

EternalOptimist
26th October 2008, 18:03
Or if she had taken care of business? Its very hard to tell without knowing all the facts....

Well I dont know. I find it very hard to be serious on an internet forum ....


but


you raise an in interesting point that I have been thinking about lately. Sometimes you have to do stuff when you dont have all the facts, should you let this paralyse you ?
should you not speak unless you know ALL the background ?


hic



:rolleyes:

BrilloPad
26th October 2008, 18:08
Well I dont know. I find it very hard to be serious on an internet forum ....


but


you raise an in interesting point that I have been thinking about lately. Sometimes you have to do stuff when you dont have all the facts, should you let this paralyse you ?should you not speak unless you know ALL the background ?


hic



:rolleyes:

We should definetly say nothing until ALL facts are known! Thats the end of 99% of posts to cuk then....

Spacecadet
26th October 2008, 18:13
We should definetly say nothing until ALL facts are known! Thats the end of 99% of posts to cuk then....

Only 99%?
are you sure? I think you should go and read through everything ever posted and get your facts straight

PAH
26th October 2008, 18:15
That's a fact.

BrilloPad
26th October 2008, 18:15
Only 99%?
are you sure? I think you should go and read through everything ever posted and get your facts straight

will do! I will start with tpd! I will report back in 3.5 years......