On the tube into London town this morning I was sat next to a Asian woman who was learning Polish.
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Who the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).
Oh, no, that isn't right...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWhay aye, man!!
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWhay aye, man!!
Oh, no, that isn't right...The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostJust try doing an indian accent and you'll end up with a perfect welsh accent
Nope. I blew it. Again.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostOoooo-kaaaaay, mon.
Nope. I blew it. Again.
tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I
simple really.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWho the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).
Anyone looking for a safe haven for contract work in the next few years.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostJust say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time
tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I
simple really.B00med!Comment
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