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    Sign of the Times

    On the tube into London town this morning I was sat next to a Asian woman who was learning Polish.
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

    #2
    Who the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).
      Whay aye, man!!

      Oh, no, that isn't right...
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Whay aye, man!!

        Oh, no, that isn't right...
        Just try doing an indian accent and you'll end up with a perfect welsh accent
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Whay aye, man!!

          Oh, no, that isn't right...
          north of london so close enough xen
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Just try doing an indian accent and you'll end up with a perfect welsh accent
            Ooooo-kaaaaay, mon.

            Nope. I blew it. Again.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              north of london so close enough xen
              Thanks, chef.

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Ooooo-kaaaaay, mon.

                Nope. I blew it. Again.
                Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

                tidy like
                nice shoes them boots
                who's coat is that jacket on the floor
                you reading that paper you sat on
                I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
                I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

                simple really.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Who the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).

                  Anyone looking for a safe haven for contract work in the next few years.
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

                    tidy like
                    nice shoes them boots
                    who's coat is that jacket on the floor
                    you reading that paper you sat on
                    I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
                    I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

                    simple really.
                    B00med!

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