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Boomed! Britain was the LARGEST legs exporter last year

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    Boomed! Britain was the LARGEST legs exporter last year

    <insert legless jokes here>
    B00med!

    #2
    Originally posted by Advocate View Post
    <insert legless jokes here>
    Replacements for all the poor people who had their legs blown off by landmines.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      False leg found at Alton Towers

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        When my dad left the Royal navy in 1947 he moved back to Bootle and palled up with an ex soldier who had lost a leg in the desert. They used to go down the pub for a beer and this guy was so good no one knew he has a tin leg.

        On the way home one lunch time a number 28 bus came round the corner too fast, knocked them over and went right over the tin leg. My dads mate picked it up, put it under his arm, leaned on my dad and said, 'I still reckon it was a penalty, Everton was robbed'

        Apparently there were women fainting all around as they hobbled off home.


        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          how long before a britain was the largest penis exporter last year thread?

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            #6
            Is Bob Dalek working overseas?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Is Bob Dalek working overseas?

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