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    Bored, Bored, bored

    Been given notice on my Service Management contract in the City due to something about the "economy being bad" (first I have heard of it)

    Any how I now finish on Monday months earlier than bank manager and the missus had planned!!!!

    Any ideas on how I can pass the day, look busy to please my tw*t of an employer and shorten the days.......

    Please dont mention pot noodles, winks or anything that might bring the law knocking at my door!
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    Recruitment consultants were sent to punish us all!

    #2
    Errrrrr..... isn't this being discussed elsewhere....?

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      #3
      Not on the bench

      At work,......

      Not what I can do whilst at home
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      Recruitment consultants were sent to punish us all!

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        #4
        'There's no longer a position for you...' -




        Here we go again, it's Monday at last,

        He's heading for the Waterloo line.

        To catch the 8am fast, its usually dead on time,

        Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.


        Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,

        Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times

        'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'

        'How's the wife and home?'

        'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'



        Let me get inside, let me take control of you,

        We could have some good times,

        All this worry will get you down,

        I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
        \

        Sitting on the train, you're nearly there

        You're a part of the production line,

        You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,

        Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.


        Arrive at the office, spot on time,

        The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine.

        'Good Morning Smithers-Jones',

        'The boss wants to see you alone'.

        'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'



        'Come in Smithers old boy'

        'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'.

        'I've some news to tell you'

        'There's no longer a position for you' -


        'Sorry Smithers-Jones'.

        Put on the kettle to make some tea

        It's all a part of feeling groovy

        Put on your slippers turn on the TV

        It's all a part of feeling groovy

        It's time to relax now you've worked your arse off

        But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss

        Work and work and work and work til you die

        Cause there's plenty more fish in the sea to fry.
        Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 29 October 2008, 16:36.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post
          Any ideas on how I can pass the day, look busy to please my tw*t of an employer and shorten the days.......

          Walk around every building holding a very important piece of paper.

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            #6
            read CUK but click randomly on the white parts of the screen so it sounds like your busy..

            (not that i do that, im always busy.. )

            oh and try not to laugh out loud too much
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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