OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.
I start:
Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
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Great JC came to bid on Ebay
But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
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I start:
Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
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Great JC came to bid on Ebay
But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
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