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Tuesday _original_ poem contest

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    Tuesday _original_ poem contest

    OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

    I start:

    Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
    -------------------------------
    Great JC came to bid on Ebay
    But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
    He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
    Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
    -------------------------------

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW
    OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

    I start:

    Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
    -------------------------------
    Great JC came to bid on Ebay
    But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
    He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
    Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
    -------------------------------
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      Wooot, it takes you so long to create a poem? Now I know you were just knicking those poems on Fridays!!

      Here, look how easy it is when you have gift and inspiration:


      Ballade about JC and his job
      ---------------------------
      JC goes every day to work,
      It would have been good, but he is such a jerk!
      His "real" job would have been a class
      If he did not stuck his head deep into his own arse!

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        #4
        An optimist from Liverpool city
        was asked to come up with a ditty
        he sat for a while
        read ATWs poem with a smile
        and said,
        'explains why JCs head is so sh1tty'
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW
          Wooot, it takes you so long to create a poem? Now I know you were just knicking those poems on Fridays!!

          Here, look how easy it is when you have gift and inspiration:


          Ballade about JC and his job
          ---------------------------
          JC goes every day to work,
          It would have been good, but he is such a jerk!
          His "real" job would have been a class
          If he did not stuck his head deep into his own arse!
          AtW, stick to VVanking, your poetry is worse than your software.
          Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
          You know you'll need us!

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            #6
            ok, 3rd times the charm:

            Ballade about JC's attitude
            ---------------------------
            JC came once to CUK
            He shown real attitude that day
            We could have lived through his rant
            If he was not such a c....t

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW
              ok, 3rd times the charm:

              Ballade about JC's attitude
              ---------------------------
              JC came once to CUK
              He shown real attitude that day
              We could have lived through his rant
              If he was not such a c....t

              Nope, still not there. Must try harder.
              Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
              You know you'll need us!

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                #8
                Will this do?

                A moustachoid Russian from Brum
                Had a distorted maloderous thumb
                He'd wanted a shag
                But got not even a slag
                So he used it to dry **** his bum

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW
                  OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

                  I start:

                  Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
                  -------------------------------
                  Great JC came to bid on Ebay
                  But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
                  He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
                  Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
                  -------------------------------
                  Easy in english, ah.... now you have to do it in russian. Then I will vote for you. Everything in english is a rhyme, see... lime, dime, time....
                  I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Francko
                    Everything in english is a rhyme, see... lime, dime, time....
                    Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.

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