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    halloween poem

    Spooks
    - by Sandra Liatsos

    There's a goblin at my window,
    A monster by my door.
    The pumpkin at my table
    Keeps on smiling more and more.
    There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
    A witch whose face is green.
    They used to be my family,
    Till they dressed for Halloween.




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    #2
    "I aint 'fraid of no ghost"

    Ray Parker Jnr 1984
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Spooks
      - by Sandra Liatsos

      There's a goblin at my window,
      A monster by my door.
      The pumpkin at my table
      Keeps on smiling more and more.
      There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
      A witch whose face is green.
      They used to be my family,
      Till they dressed for Halloween.
      Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
        Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"
        now you got me going

        Spooky spook
        by Eternal Optimist

        There's a goblin at my crotch,
        She's a 40 year old whore,
        Moondust on my table
        Keeps calling more and more
        Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
        My stash of hash is clean
        I think I hear a siren
        It's time to split the scene




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        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          now you got me going

          Spooky spook
          by Eternal Optimist

          There's a goblin at my crotch,
          She's a 40 year old whore,
          Moondust on my table
          Keeps calling more and more
          Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
          My stash of hash is clean
          I think I hear a siren
          It's time to split the scene

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            now you got me going

            Spooky spook
            by Eternal Optimist

            There's a goblin at my crotch,
            She's a 40 year old whore,
            Moondust on my table
            Keeps calling more and more
            Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
            My stash of hash is clean
            I think I hear a siren
            It's time to split the scene




            I'm running low on porno
            I might pop out for more
            and if I still feel horny
            maybe another whore

            I know just where to find them
            They're by the local spar
            I skin up in the car park
            whilst they blow me in my car

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              #7
              I didn't know you were all so creative! Bravo!
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                I'm running low on porno
                I might pop out for more
                and if I still feel horny
                maybe another whore

                I know just where to find them
                They're by the local spar
                I skin up in the car park
                whilst they blow me in my car



                *tips the hat*


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                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  You all think I'm sordid
                  or a seedy little man
                  cos I like to pick up street whores
                  at every chance I can
                  I like them a bit older
                  when they really need the cash
                  I sit there whilst the blow me
                  just toking on my hash

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                    #10
                    Goblin Girls from the Ecstacy World

                    The Goblin Girl From The Ecstacy World : Frank Zappa


                    On Halloween night
                    At de costume ball


                    Hob-noblin
                    With de goblin

                    She's black 'n green
                    Cause it's Halloween
                    Raggedy black

                    Is the way she dress
                    Little green shoes
                    'N her hairs a mess


                    She's a Goblin Girl
                    An' she can gobble it all

                    She's a goblin

                    She's a Goblin Girl

                    She's a goblin

                    She's a Goblin Girl

                    I been hobblin'
                    'Cause of the Goblin

                    Goblin Girl. . .

                    Goblin Girl
                    Some girls like
                    To dress like a witch

                    Some girls like to dress like a queen
                    Best way a girl

                    Can dress for me
                    Is in a Goblin suit

                    (They look so cute...)

                    When they're a goblin
                    There ain't a problin

                    When they're a goblin
                    I start a-wobblin'

                    Pink all over
                    Some is tan

                    Goblin Girls
                    From every land
                    They look good

                    From any which-a-way

                    Every Halloween

                    You can hear me say:

                    "Goblin Girl, take it away. . ''
                    Hob-noblin
                    Wit de goblin
                    De Goblin Girl

                    From da mystery world

                    (TRICK OR TREAT NOW. . .)

                    Talkin' 'bout the bad girls

                    All the Goblin Girls

                    Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls

                    The little Goblin Girls
                    Some are called Doreen
                    Some are dressed in green

                    They're tricking your treat
                    But they're bad girls
                    They're very bad girls

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