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Mother-fokker arachnids

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    Mother-fokker arachnids

    Anyone been watching TV over the last few months in a darkened room when something disturbs your peripheral vision. You look down and then suddenly a spider as big and ugly as Lizzie Bardsley's muff sprints to the nearest safe haven - normally my wifes' slippers. Sudden screaming and Olympic standard wall climbing ensue, not making a very relaxing evening by the telly.

    Is it the weather? Have they recently closed the arachnid equivalent of Sangatte?

    Has Dawn Primarolo increased the arachnid FTV quota again?
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

    #2
    It was probably a Camel Spider over here on Asylum grounds from Iraq.

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      #3
      Please clean your desk tomorrow HyperD -- I will be taking over your "real" job to make DC stfu his big turkey like gob.

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        #4
        http://www.camelspiders.net/large-ca...er-picture.htm


        When these are inside your wifes slippers you'll know about it. Yikes.

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          #5
          Everywhere. So dim too. Garden spiders always stick their webs right over doors. I get fed up with crawling underneath trying not to damage them. I do not always succeed and then I feel guilty for hours.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            never mind the spiders has anyone got pictures of Lizzie Bardsley's muff
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7


              Probably something like that.

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                #8
                Lizzy Bardsley glams it up...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn
                  http://www.camelspiders.net/large-ca...er-picture.htm


                  When these are inside your wifes slippers you'll know about it. Yikes.
                  They look like props from the Alien films. Yuccch!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD
                    They look like props from the Alien films. Yuccch!
                    Wot, Liz Bardsley's muff?

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