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    First trick or treaters

    just rang the bell and I haven't even got the hosepipe from the garage yet.

    #2
    Wow they are starting early.

    I forget to buy sweeties to lure the little darlings in with, so I'll probably just board up the letter box and pretend to be out. Same as usual come to mention it

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      #3
      I find that standing at the window naked, keeps them away
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I find that standing at the window naked, keeps them away
        ..and the police at your door instead
        That boy go raaaaaaa
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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I find that standing at the window naked, keeps them away
          is that supposed to be a trick or a treat?

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            #6
            I always make a point of pretending to be out, but then nobody's ever knocked. I can't help feeling Trick or Treat in Britain is a myth.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #7
              Three lots round so far

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                #8
                Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                I can't help feeling Trick or Treat in Britain is a myth.
                My last house there were loads of the buggers. but then it was an estate with loads of kids. The parents normally lurked in the background to ensure all was well.

                Much more recently, there has been a lot of egg-throwing on Halloween, so much so that the local shops get twitchy about selling eggs to anyone under 25 within a week of Oct 31st. This after some houses were pelted very badly

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                  #9
                  Just give 'em a tot of rum and a box of matches each..........

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                    #10
                    Give then a nice cake coated in chocolate laxative.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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