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International day of the single vowel

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    International day of the single vowel

    a
    I was jast wandarang whathar wa caald gat away wathaat asang any vawals at all. Wall jast ana far paddang. Taday tha vawals tamarraw tha cansanants! I axpact yaa'd saan gat asad ta at. Bat whach vawal as bast?

    e
    I wes jest wendereng whether we ceeld get ewey wetheet eseng eny vewels et ell. Well jest ene fer peddeng. Tedey the vewels temerrew the censenents! I expect yee'd seen get esed te et. Bet whech vewel es best?

    i
    I wis jist windiring whithir wi ciild git iwiy withiit ising iny viwils it ill. Will jist ini fir pidding. Tidiy thi viwils timirriw thi cinsinints! I ixpict yii'd siin git isid ti it. Bit which viwil is bist?

    o
    I wos jost wondorong whothor wo coold got owoy wothoot osong ony vowols ot oll. Woll jost ono for poddong. Todoy tho vowols tomorrow tho consononts! I oxpoct yoo'd soon got osod to ot. Bot whoch vowol os bost?

    u
    I wus just wundurung whuthur wu cuuld gut uwuy wuthuut usung uny vuwuls ut ull. Wull just unu fur puddung. Tuduy thu vuwuls tumurruw thu cunsununts! I uxpuct yuu'd suun gut usud tu ut. But whuch vuwul us bust?

    The 'o' case is interesting - try speaking it out loud!

    #2
    That's easy....

    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    a
    I was jast wandarang whathar wa caald gat away wathaat asang any vawals at all. Wall jast ana far paddang. Taday tha vawals tamarraw tha cansanants! I axpact yaa'd saan gat asad ta at. Bat whach vawal as bast?
    Scottish dialect

    e
    I wes jest wendereng whether we ceeld get ewey wetheet eseng eny vewels et ell. Well jest ene fer peddeng. Tedey the vewels temerrew the censenents! I expect yee'd seen get esed te et. Bet whech vewel es best?
    Welsh dialect

    i
    I wis jist windiring whithir wi ciild git iwiy withiit ising iny viwils it ill. Will jist ini fir pidding. Tidiy thi viwils timirriw thi cinsinints! I ixpict yii'd siin git isid ti it. Bit which viwil is bist?
    London dialect

    o
    I wos jost wondorong whothor wo coold got owoy wothoot osong ony vowols ot oll. Woll jost ono for poddong. Todoy tho vowols tomorrow tho consononts! I oxpoct yoo'd soon got osod to ot. Bot whoch vowol os bost?
    Newcastle dialect

    u
    I wus just wundurung whuthur wu cuuld gut uwuy wuthuut usung uny vuwuls ut ull. Wull just unu fur puddung. Tuduy thu vuwuls tumurruw thu cunsununts! I uxpuct yuu'd suun gut usud tu ut. But whuch vuwul us bust?
    Birmingham dialect
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Arabic is often written without vowels.

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        #4
        Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
        Arabic is often written without vowels.
        So's Welsh.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          a - Chinese
          e - South African
          i - South African
          o - Chav
          u - South African
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            ^ <-----Altairan vowel
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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