Last weekend

[EternalOptimist]

Had six of the grandkids sitting in a circle, telling them a spooky story of the pale kangeroo-boy, kidnapped by kangeroos as a child, that lives wild in Oz.

Then played the didgeridoo for them

The mums and dads made me do it again when the kids had gone to bed


classic

[SallyAnne]

Had six of the grandkids sitting in a circle, telling them a spooky story of the pale kangeroo-boy, kidnapped by kangeroos as a child, that lives wild in Oz.

Then played the didgeridoo for them

The mums and dads made me do it again when the kids had gone to bed

classic

6 grand kids eh?

I bet you're a happy man

[chef]

last weekend was complete and utter tulip for me,

broke up with gf chef (it'd been on the cards for a while), she took it so well i then spent all day sunday finding out her condition at the local A&E..

thank god i dont own a rabbit

[Xenophon]

last weekend was complete and utter tulip for me,

broke up with gf chef (it'd been on the cards for a while), she took it so well i then spent all day sunday finding out her condition at the local A&E..

thank god i dont own a rabbit

Sorry to hear that, chef.

[cailin maith]

Sorry to hear that, chef.

WHS - Crikey!

[Pondlife]

last weekend was complete and utter tulip for me,

broke up with gf chef (it'd been on the cards for a while), she took it so well i then spent all day sunday finding out her condition at the local A&E..

thank god i dont own a rabbit

Sorry to hear Chef.

A&E?? WTF happened?

[EternalOptimist]

Sorry to hear Chef.

A&E?? WTF happened?

my guess

they had a row about who gets the toaster.
Chef caught her with a left and she responded with a knee. He dodged astutely, showing some mighty footwork, then jabbed her in the throat with a right.
As she fell, groaning, he nutted her then followed up with the boot

[chef]

Sorry to hear Chef.

A&E?? WTF happened?

without going into too much detail it seems that she has an unstable mental disposition and on hearing the words "then maybe we should end it then" she seemed to believe she should attempt that literally while I was out of the house which involved gin, wine, a selection of tablets, ammonia and bleach

the doctor says she is stable and I believe she has some counselling scheduled once she has recovered, her friends are now looking after and I think the best thing to do is make a clean break..

EDIT: the argument was over the amount of time i spend away with work and as a consequence of her actions I spent up until this morning back in the uk sorting out this mess.. thank god i dont have a manager that i need to explain this too..

[Pondlife]

Doubly sorry to hear then.

[Xenophon]

Very sorry to hear that, chef.