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What do you do with your profit??

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    What do you do with your profit??

    At your company year end what do most people do with the remaining profit in their company? Leave it there, take a portion of it out, take it all out?

    #2
    Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
    At your company year end what do most people do with the remaining profit in their company? Leave it there, take a portion of it out, take it all out?
    I take it all out in cash, throw it on the bed, and swim around in it.

    Naked.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Doesn't all the shrapnel get in your crevices???

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        #4
        breast stroke?

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          #5
          I like to take it out to a nice restaurant
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            I take it all out in cash, throw it on the bed, and swim around in it.

            Naked.
            That made me snort

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              #7
              Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
              Doesn't all the shrapnel get in your crevices???
              No.


              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              breast stroke?
              Yes.


              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              That made me snort
              Snort-laugh! Always an embarrassing one.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                Any chance of a constructive answer????

                1) load gun
                2) shoot

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
                  Any chance of a constructive answer????

                  1) load gun
                  2) shoot

                  This is CUK!!

                  i make sure there are no left over profits
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    This is a revolutionary idea, but, why not ask your accountant? After all he is more familiar with your tax position than we are.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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