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oracleslave
5th November 2008, 14:13
than listen to contractor79's complete and utter tosh. Vote often!

DS23
5th November 2008, 14:15
come on!

<edit> hooray!

DS23
5th November 2008, 14:16
oooh tricky. can't decide!

<edit> yes i can. on the assumption that he's an sp.

HairyArsedBloke
5th November 2008, 14:21
Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.

oracleslave
5th November 2008, 14:22
Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.

:laugh Damn, a loophole.

realityhack
5th November 2008, 14:38
oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points

oracleslave
5th November 2008, 14:42
oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points

:grin Thanks!

cailin maith
5th November 2008, 14:44
oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points

:spel Bored out of his brains points!!!

Purple Dalek
5th November 2008, 14:47
Along with wilmslow I think contractor79 is also one of threadeds sockpuppets.

DiscoStu
5th November 2008, 14:48
Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.

Didn't fancy the proctologist option? :wink

cailin maith
5th November 2008, 14:49
whats a proctologist?

Mich the Tester
5th November 2008, 14:52
whats a proctologist?
A bottom :moon: doctor.

EternalOptimist
5th November 2008, 14:54
whats a proctologist?

someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist




:rolleyes:

cailin maith
5th November 2008, 14:55
A bottom :moon: doctor.

:eek


someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist




:rolleyes:

:laugh

TimberWolf
5th November 2008, 14:57
someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist

Did you hear about the female golfer that got struck by lightening? She was struck between the first and second hole.

Mich the Tester
5th November 2008, 14:57
…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

cailin maith
5th November 2008, 14:59
…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

Couldn't make it as a gynaecologist maybe?

EternalOptimist
5th November 2008, 15:04
…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

It must be on some career ladders


tax inspector - offshore accounts inspector - @rsehole inspector



recruitment consultant - headhunting consultant - rectum consultant



:rolleyes:

HairyArsedBloke
5th November 2008, 15:39
oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points

I protest - I found a flaw in his creation. :tantrum:

realityhack
5th November 2008, 15:49
I protest - I found a flaw in his creation. :tantrum:
Overruled.

ThomasSoerensen
5th November 2008, 15:51
…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

it is a faecesinating profession

Mich the Tester
5th November 2008, 15:52
it is a faecesinating profession:laugh Very inturdesting indeed.

cailin maith
5th November 2008, 15:53
it is a faecesinating profession


:laugh Very inturdesting indeed.

Ye are like a pair of schoolboys :laugh

Bagpuss
5th November 2008, 15:54
Ye are like a pair of schoolboys :laugh

:spel Stoolboys

Pogle
5th November 2008, 15:54
…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

I have one of those, but he calls himself a gastoenterologist.
Doesn't stop him shoving 5 feet of rubber hose with a camera on the end of it up my jacksy every 3 years!

- anyone's eyes watering yet?

:eek

Mich the Tester
5th November 2008, 16:00
I have one of those, but he calls himself a gastoenterologist.
Doesn't stop him shoving 5 feet of rubber hose with a camera on the end of it up my jacksy every 3 years!


:eek

You should ask him some penetrating questions before allowing him to do that.

Bagpuss
5th November 2008, 16:02
I thought You've been framed was getting a bit crap

Pogle
5th November 2008, 16:21
:rollin::rollin: