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    What would you rather do...

    than listen to contractor79's complete and utter tosh. Vote often!
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    Decapitate yourself with a snail fork
    12.79%
    11
    Clean a public toilet with your tongue
    13.95%
    12
    Bungee jump by your armpit hair
    11.63%
    10
    Give yourself a root canal with a potato peeler
    13.95%
    12
    Visit a proctologist with poor depth perception
    10.47%
    9
    Kiss a cobra on the lips
    12.79%
    11
    Spontaneously combust in a fireworks factory
    12.79%
    11
    He is Andyw and my hero
    11.63%
    10

    #2
    come on!

    <edit> hooray!

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      #3
      oooh tricky. can't decide!

      <edit> yes i can. on the assumption that he's an sp.
      Last edited by DS23; 5 November 2008, 14:20.

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        #4
        Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

        Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

          Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.
          Damn, a loophole.

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            #6
            oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
              Thanks!

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
                Bored out of his brains points!!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Along with wilmslow I think contractor79 is also one of threadeds sockpuppets.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.

                    Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.
                    Didn't fancy the proctologist option?
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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