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    Sitcom idea

    3 contractors sharing a house

    Contractor79
    Wilmslow
    CyberTory

    Provisional title

    Who's the biggest loser?

    Episode one
    Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    3 contractors sharing a house

    Contractor79
    Wilmslow
    CyberTory

    Provisional title

    Who's the biggest loser?

    Episode one
    Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      3 contractors sharing a house

      Contractor79
      Wilmslow
      CyberTory

      Provisional title

      Who's the biggest loser?

      Episode one
      Northern Rock, the wet shoes and my God he's Black!
      "Last of the SPAM and Bread"

      A heartwarming tale of a sorry-arsed git called Bagpuss who pretends to be a contractor, but, in fact, lives in a bedsit in Penge, with only masturbation and thrice-stewed teabags to provide comfort and sustenance. Co-stars sasguru as a saddo loser tenant who thinks he's the landlord.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

        A heartwarming tale
        Do we have to wait for season 2 for the heartwarming bit?

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          #5
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Do we have to wait for season 2 for the heartwarming bit?
          Yes. Keep it under your hat, but he dies horribly.

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            #6
            How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              How could I forget you, a man whose yearly highlight was winning a Pot Noodle fork. A Knobjockey with delusions of grandeur. A pseudo intellectual who has "member of Mencap debating society" on his CV.
              Great stuff! Jeremy Kyle is on soon, Baggy, so get the hankies ready and brew those tired old tea bags one more time! Enjoy!
              Last edited by Bob Dalek; 5 November 2008, 15:20.

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                #8
                I tire of you, and your predictable grade F comebacks. No wonder your colleagues can't abide you.
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  I tire of you, and your predictable grade F comebacks. No wonder your colleagues can't abide you.
                  Apology accepted.

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                    #10
                    Title

                    Big Boaster?

                    House tuliping

                    the Bore factor
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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