At last the hand of god has acted, I the oppressed have been subjugated. My religious discussion on sexuality has been moved to "light relief". Have the censors no sense of debate, or honor. For this is an academic question that has been raised before, and it is of particularly resonant to all those bearded IT contractors who believe they are God's gift to the computer. Many of the people on here are gay or of dubious sexual orientation: beccy, Shaunboy, Sandy, ...
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Jabber, are you feeling left out?
Do you want to be Gay?
OK, from now on we'll refer to you as "Jabber the Gay".
There, do you feel better now?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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I would really like to be Gay. Listening to the mindless prattle of the female ape makes me want gayness. It strikes me as unfortunate that we require these child carriers to further the species. I guess someone has to push the pram about.Comment
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OK, here's a question...
Is being a Gay male the same as wanting to emulate a female?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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No, no for there are the givers and there are the receivers. Now there is a class of gay male who yearns for the submissive, the socket rather than the plug. He could be yearning for the feminine, but equally in my experience, he could be unable to attain conventional union and so seeks out sausage wherever he can find it.Comment
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dubious sexual orientation?
First time anyone has left me out of such a list. I feel insulted.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Jabber, if you really want to know what it's like to receive, I suggest you touch your toes and hang on, it will be like a barn door in a hurricaneAutom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Originally posted by JabberwockyI would really like to be Gay. Listening to the mindless prattle of the female ape makes me want gayness. It strikes me as unfortunate that we require these child carriers to further the species. I guess someone has to push the pram about.
Oh, and I would also think that breeding with the likes of Jabberwocky would hardly be considered 'furthering the species'. More like stepping back towards prokaryotic cellular life.Comment
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