How to get through these hard times.

[Money Money Money]

Right, lets get some top tips going on how to get through these hard times.

*Borrowing* bog roll from work and public toilets
Growing your own veg
Brewing your own alcohol
Picking wild fruits and berries
Free lunches from recruitment agents

[swamp]

Teabags from work. Maybe spoons too if you're short.
Milk also a goer, though make sure it doesn't burst in bag on the way home.

[MrMark]

You can always apply for help from the "charity for distressed gentlefolk" (although apparently they had to change their name)
old beeb report

Perhaps we need a charity for "distressed Contracting folk"

[Spacecadet]

work 2 contracts simultaneously.

1 on site
1 "from home"

[chef]

use 1 sheet of toilet roll only when going to the loo

.. wipe, fold in half, wipe again

[AlfredJPruffock]

Bed-Time at seven pm - you will save on lighting and meals.

[Crusoe101]

Cancel Sky

[DiscoStu]

Cancel Sky

Noooooooooo!

[voodooflux]

Cancel Sky

That's just getting silly.

[Money Money Money]

Log fires instead of heating
Extra blanket on the bed
Hunt your own meat
Catch your own fish
Watch TV through you neibours window