Beer Brain Mat Teaser

[OwlHoot]

You get home late one night, pisswed as a mattress, only to find you don't have your front door keys.

However, through the alcoholic haze you vaguely recall your partner mentioning there was a spare key hidden for just such an emergency. Where should you look?

Hint: a clue is in the title

[oracleslave]

You get home late one night, pisswed as a mattress, only to find you don't have your front door keys.

However, through the alcoholic haze you vaguely recall your partner mentioning there was a spare key hidden for just such an emergency. Where should you look?

Hint: a clue is in the title

Under the doormat?

[Spacecadet]

You get home late one night, pisswed as a mattress, only to find you don't have your front door keys.

However, through the alcoholic haze you vaguely recall your partner mentioning there was a spare key hidden for just such an emergency. Where should you look?

Hint: a clue is in the title

just inside the front window
grab a brick from somewhere, that'll help you get it... then replace the glass first thing in the morning, she really can't object to that... after all you were sober when you forgot your keys