BrilloPad's Thursday fives!

[BrilloPad]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
2) The least romantic moment of your life
3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
4) The worst thing you have ever owned
5) The worst period of your life

[Spacecadet]

1)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
2)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
3)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
4)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
5)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend

[oracleslave]

1)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
2)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
3)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
4)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
5)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend

[SallyAnne]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
2) The least romantic moment of your life
3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
4) The worst thing you have ever owned
5) The worst period of your life

1) I honestly can't think of anything!

2) Hmmm...was engaged to a lad a while back...he had a few "problems" to say the least, one of which was quite severe alcoholism (which like a blind fool I hadn't seen!)
Anyway, I quite often woke up to p*ss and sh*t in the bed. Not a nice time.

3) A pea soup in a hotel in Cheshire....there was something floating in the middle which I can only describe as the Chef's special sauce!

4) I remember an alarm clock when I was a kid that kept going off during the night!

5) See number 2.

[chef]

ahhh much easier

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
having my ex try top herself while i was out getting takeaway

2) The least romantic moment of your life
cleaning up puke off the carpet (see point 1 above)

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
cold takeaway (see point 1 above)

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
carpet, i should have switched to wooden floors (see point 1 above)

5) The worst period of your life
see point 1 above

[cailin maith]

ahhh much easier

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
having my ex try top herself while i was out getting takeaway

You dumped her and then offered to get takeaway?

[EternalOptimist]

1)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
2)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
3)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
4)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
5)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend

[original PM]

1) Worked for a mate for a while - when it was time to part he felt because we were mates he would not have to pay relevant notice periods and I would just leave and not be a problem - ****

2) Too numerous to mention - loads of gynacalogical experiments when I was younger

3) Hollandaise sauce - its minging!

4) A boat that was more like a submarine

5) 8-16 - became a latch key kid as mom n dad decided to have more kids and had no time for me (boo hoo!) probably explains 2 that one!!!

[chef]

You dumped her and then offered to get takeaway?

not quite
<ex gf chef constantly moaning about the amount of time i spend away with work, obviously looking for an argument>
i said "well if that's the way your thinking then maybe we should break up"
<cue hysteria from ex gf chef at my "its simply black or white" attitude>
i then replied "oh FFS, your the one who said your not happy with things, im not looking for an argument, im hungry, im gonna go and get some food and we can talk about it"

[SallyAnne]

You dumped her and then offered to get takeaway?

What a guy