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Getting close to the edge……

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    Getting close to the edge……

    I can just about handle a faulty car.

    Heard from my joiner – the gas board replaced the pipe to the house, and refused to re-connect due to low pressure on the test.

    Suggests the corgi reg bloke who connected the gas hob has stuffed up.

    Transco have been called and are currently investigating.

    If the dodgy handling does not get me, the icy cold house might

    Oh, a well established permie next to me has been whinging all blinking week about the canteen not labelling the sandwiches as brown or wholemeal and is very sensitive when I suggested it is not a big deal in the general scheme of things…….

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I can just about handle a faulty car.

    Heard from my joiner – the gas board replaced the pipe to the house, and refused to re-connect due to low pressure on the test.

    Suggests the corgi reg bloke who connected the gas hob has stuffed up.

    Transco have been called and are currently investigating.

    If the dodgy handling does not get me, the icy cold house might

    Oh, a well established permie next to me has been whinging all blinking week about the canteen not labelling the sandwiches as brown or wholemeal and is very sensitive when I suggested it is not a big deal in the general scheme of things…….
    Maybe your neighbours have interfered with your gas supply?

    You say others whine? Pot meet kettle etcetc.

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      #3
      I got close to the edge once, you could see all over Cheshire, when I looked down I saw your house, you seemed insignificant, so I got out my binnoculars, and guess what?

      You still were
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        I can just about handle a faulty car.

        Heard from my joiner – the gas board replaced the pipe to the house, and refused to re-connect due to low pressure on the test.

        Suggests the corgi reg bloke who connected the gas hob has stuffed up.

        Transco have been called and are currently investigating.

        If the dodgy handling does not get me, the icy cold house might

        Oh, a well established permie next to me has been whinging all blinking week about the canteen not labelling the sandwiches as brown or wholemeal and is very sensitive when I suggested it is not a big deal in the general scheme of things…….
        Priceless
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #5
          Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
          I'm trying not to lose my head
          Uh huh ha ha ha
          It's like a jungle sometimes
          It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under


          Wise words, wise words.
          Bored.

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            #6
            Will anyone do a U2 guitarist joke?

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              #7
              Close to the edge, down by the river
              Close to the end, round by the corner
              seasons will pass me by
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                which episode of Some Mother's do 'ave 'em are we up to now?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  which episode of Some Mother's do 'ave 'em are we up to now?
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    Getting close to the edge…… ….
                    Well, don't jump..




                    ...until I've got my video camera ready.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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