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any Southern ladies on here....

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    any Southern ladies on here....

    Who need a night out with a real man from up North?

    #2
    HHaH alert.
    We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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      #3
      How wrong can one an be Fleetwood?

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        #4
        Originally posted by xinetd.d
        Who need a night out with a real man from up North?
        I'm a Southern man, if that's any help. £50 a go.
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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          #5
          Originally posted by WageSlave
          I'm a Southern man, if that's any help. £50 a go.
          £50 for 3 minutes shaggin followed by a chorus of 'roll out the barrel'? that's a bit steep buddy.

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            #6
            Why

            Do Northerners think that they are real men?

            Does a funny accent constitute being hard?
            There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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              #7
              DCJ alert.

              How's China?

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                #8
                Originally posted by xinetd.d
                £50 for 3 minutes shaggin followed by a chorus of 'roll out the barrel'? that's a bit steep buddy.
                Sorry to disappoint you. I'm from the Home Counties, but if the punters want me to adopt a Cockney accent while punting, I'm happy to oblige.

                Btw, sorry to hear you only last 3 minutes. Perhaps you'd prefer to receive? Just touch your toes...
                Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn
                  DCJ alert.

                  How's China?
                  Tell him his mum's going to be a bit late home this afternoon.

                  The dirty cow.

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                    #10
                    i am southern, but maybe not a lady and maybe too southern for you
                    sorry
                    Chico, what time is it?

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