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The Late, Great JC
14th September 2005, 15:59
Well, I'm off to dinner with my lovely wife...

LGJC - In "I wonder what the poor are doing" mode!

Bovvered
14th September 2005, 16:16
Taking mine out for a pizza...gotta watch the profit margins. :moon:

PRC1964
14th September 2005, 16:19
Sending mine out to get a curry...gotta make her work for her dividends.

hyperD
14th September 2005, 16:24
I'm off to eat my lovely wife...

AlfredJPruffock
14th September 2005, 16:40
I'm off to eat my lovely wife...


A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.


Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

Lucifer Box
14th September 2005, 17:02
I'm off to eat my lovely wife...
Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?

The Late, Great JC
15th September 2005, 07:48
Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?

I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...

Lucifer Box
15th September 2005, 07:51
I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...
I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.

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WageSlave
15th September 2005, 08:27
I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.


Don't forget to floss afterwards ;)

n5gooner
15th September 2005, 08:31
Don't forget to floss afterwards ;)

well depending, you may not need to floss, it could be part of the urm...process shall we say......

Lucifer Box
15th September 2005, 08:50
Don't forget to floss afterwards ;)
You cheeky monkey. :D