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    Am I a bad person....

    I was going up the escalator on the tube this morning and let out a bit of a eggy fart. Behind me, 2 steps lower (and hence his nose was around the height of my arse) was a blind man.

    With his heightened sense of smell, could this have been a dangerous thing to do?

    I truly didn't know he was there until I'd let it go.

    #2
    It seems wrong to laugh but
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      #3
      Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
      I was going up the escalator on the tube this morning and let out a bit of a eggy fart. Behind me, 2 steps lower (and hence his nose was around the height of my arse) was a blind man.

      With his heightened sense of smell, could this have been a dangerous thing to do?

      I truly didn't know he was there until I'd let it go.
      anyone who drops one without making a full perimeter check, takes too many risks to work in IT IMO



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        #4
        You think you got away with it, belly, but everyone in the vicinity, including the blind man, knew it was you.

        Feel the shame.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          anyone who drops one without making a full perimeter check, takes too many risks to work in IT IMO
          Indeed, it's just downright sloppy.

          Ah, perhaps that was a poor choice of words...
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #6
            Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
            I was going up the escalator on the tube this morning and let out a bit of a eggy fart. Behind me, 2 steps lower (and hence his nose was around the height of my arse) was a blind man.
            Was he blind before you farted in his face?
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #7
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Was he blind before you farted in his face?
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Was he blind before you farted in his face?
                That boy go raaaaaaa
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                  #9
                  The blind man aside, you crop-dusted on an escalator on the tube where casualties are likely to number in their tens. What kind of a monster are you?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lightng View Post
                    The blind man aside, you crop-dusted on an escalator on the tube where casualties are likely to number in their tens. What kind of a monster are you?
                    That's a valid point.

                    Rhubarb.

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