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Lunch on the dole

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    Lunch on the dole

    Well, almost, here is what I had at my "not real job":

    Two sandwiches:

    1) good quality bread (well, aborigens call it bread)
    2) a touch of mayo over bread
    3) 1 prime tomato sliced and equally shared
    4) 6 cucumber rings
    5) lots of wafer thin ham with touch of english mustarb
    6) few cheese slices in one sandwich
    7) a few green flat leafs of veg I can't mind english name of

    Both sandwidches are good 2 inch thick.

    Did you get something as good on your "real" job? I thought so.

    #2
    Usual whole lobster washed down with vintage champagne. Damn .NET contract is playing havoc with my diet.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW
      Well, almost, here is what I had at my "not real job":

      Two sandwiches:

      1) good quality bread (well, aborigens call it bread)
      2) a touch of mayo over bread
      3) 1 prime tomato sliced and equally shared
      4) 6 cucumber rings
      5) lots of wafer thin ham with touch of english mustarb
      6) few cheese slices in one sandwich
      7) a few green flat leafs of veg I can't mind english name of

      Both sandwidches are good 2 inch thick.

      Did you get something as good on your "real" job? I thought so.
      I had a Pot Noodle and a w@nk. Tasty and productive eh?
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4


        Like it. It was exactly like that. But without the girl...
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Thanks. Did they help you?
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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