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    Happy with life thread

    Married to a lovely woman
    Well paid job
    Family and myself are healthy
    Christmas is coming

    What's not to be happy about.

    In fact, I'm going to have a to celebrate.

    How about you?

    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Married to a lovely woman
    Well paid job
    Family and myself are healthy
    Christmas is coming

    What's not to be happy about.

    In fact, I'm going to have a to celebrate.

    How about you?
    Whs. Might have a few beers rather than a banana to celebrate though.

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      #3
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      Whs. Might have a few beers rather than a banana to celebrate though.
      I picked up a banana at lunch - so I will celebrate with PondLife later
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Married to a lovely woman
        Well paid job
        Family and myself are healthy
        Christmas is coming

        What's not to be happy about.

        In fact, I'm going to have a to celebrate.

        How about you?
        You've been married for 2 months
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Married to a lovely woman
          Well paid job
          Family and myself are healthy
          Christmas is coming

          What's not to be happy about.

          In fact, I'm going to have a to celebrate.

          How about you?
          Sorry to tell you this but...

          1) She's having an affair with the postman
          2) Your contract is about to be terminated
          3) That's not what the test results show
          4) Christmas is coming

          Now stop being so happy and resume normal doom posting.

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            #6
            Mustn't grumble.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              You've been married for 2 months
              I will re-title "Currently happy in life"

              Cheeky basket!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                I will re-title "Currently happy in life"
                No you won't

                <unless I am mistaken I don't think titles are editable>

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                  #9
                  A combination of alcohol and masturbation helps me to get through life.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    A combination of alcohol and masturbation helps me to get through life.
                    Hey, did I tell you that I got my brother's webcam working this weekend?

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