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Caught Short by a Petrol Blockage?
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Using their website makes you an instant winner at bulltulip bingo!
As far as we know the direct supply of highly volatile fuels through the post is an as-yet untapped market. Indeed, you can get just about anything else mail order these days so we thought that it was high time we started to leverage the synergies of the worldwide energy macroeconomy to produce a paradigm shift of groundbreaking proportions.
Order page doesn't work..Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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I've just ordered 500 gallons of 100 octane unleaded for just over £1K inc delivery.
tulip, where am I going to put the stuff when the tanker arrives.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI've just ordered 500 gallons of 100 octane unleaded for just over £1K inc delivery.
tulip, where am I going to put the stuff when the tanker arrives.
No You Haven't.Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnDid too.Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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now working for the worlds largest Oil company this is so funny!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Errm
Originally posted by The Late, Great JCHave you tried the "Add to Basket" button?Why not?Comment
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCHave you tried the "Add to Basket" button?
That's what they said anyway. Do you think I can store the petrol safely in one of those kiddies swimming pool things in the garden?Comment
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I'd suggest getting to halfords pretty quick for some petrol cans. Might be worth calling forst to see if they have enough in stock though.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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