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Caught Short by a Petrol Blockage?

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    Caught Short by a Petrol Blockage?

    Worry no more, these people will sort you out...

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    #2
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    Order page doesn't work..
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      #3
      I've just ordered 500 gallons of 100 octane unleaded for just over £1K inc delivery.

      tulip, where am I going to put the stuff when the tanker arrives.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        I've just ordered 500 gallons of 100 octane unleaded for just over £1K inc delivery.

        tulip, where am I going to put the stuff when the tanker arrives.

        No You Haven't.
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          #5
          Did too.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn
            Did too.
            Have you tried the "Add to Basket" button?
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              #7
              now working for the worlds largest Oil company this is so funny!
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8
                Errm

                Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
                Have you tried the "Add to Basket" button?
                Add to basket-case, shirley?
                Why not?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
                  Have you tried the "Add to Basket" button?
                  I rang then, gave them my credit card details and they assured me the petrol will be delivered tomorrow. Just stand outside my house a around 7.00am and look for a big tanker.

                  That's what they said anyway. Do you think I can store the petrol safely in one of those kiddies swimming pool things in the garden?

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                    #10
                    I'd suggest getting to halfords pretty quick for some petrol cans. Might be worth calling forst to see if they have enough in stock though.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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