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    Her Upstairs ...

    Jings !

    Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

    Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

    Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

    Whit shall I say ????

    #2
    i love doing magic mushrooms at work too
    Originally posted by BolshieBastard
    You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
      Jings !

      Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

      Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

      Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

      Whit shall I say ????
      Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
        Jings !

        Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

        Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

        Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

        Whit shall I say ????
        'twas the aliens pet, 'onest!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #5
          Step away from the coffee machine.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?
            I'm a fluent speaker but I find it hard to read. Same way I'm a pretty good swearer but it always looks terrible written down.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
              Jings !

              Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

              Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

              Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

              Whit shall I say ????
              Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
              Great irritatin' bugger o' the dour race.

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                #8
                Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                Jings !

                Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

                Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

                Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

                Whit shall I say ????
                Tell her you were sectioned under the mental health act for a few days....she'll believe you believe me.

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