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I tulip you not

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    I tulip you not

    When I was 15,16 - 25, it was the sort of thing that fantasies are made of, but it never happened.

    when I was 25 - 35, I would have been in there like a shot and loved it.

    35 + I would have had a good old scooby, and enjoyed every minute of it.

    But it never happened.

    Now that I am too old to enjoy it, it finally occurred. I tulip you not.

    Last wed at about 5am, I got up to go for a leak. I looked through the bedroom curtains, checking the weather, for burglars etc, as I always do. The woman opposite, who is a postwoman, was letting the dog out. Starkers.

    She is about ten years younger than me and fit. fit. fit. I went for my leak and then checked to curtains, not believeing what I saw. Five mins later she calls the dog back in, stark-bollock-naked.

    There is no other house that overlooks her front door, well not directly anyway.


    all advice appreciated

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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Dont drink so much fluids before bed time.

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      #3
      It's old age playing tricks on you. She was actually wearing a bathrobe, but your febrile mind removed it.

      When I go down-town on a Friday and Saturday evening I often see many young women in a state of undress, but I know no one really goes out like that. It is way too cold.

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        #4
        Set the alarm for 5am.

        Sounds good for a memory pot noodle

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          #5
          Originally posted by Badger View Post
          Set the alarm for 5am.

          Sounds good for a memory pot noodle
          ah yes. tugging material for a month at least





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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            HD cam with telecopic lens.

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              #7
              Is your eyesight ok?

              Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

              I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance

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                #8
                Take a picture and post it here so we can check out whether it was real or due to lack of sleep.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Is your eyesight ok?

                  Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

                  I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance
                  no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight




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                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight


                    I like your humour!

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