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Arbeit mit dem Englisch

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    Arbeit mit dem Englisch

    Stupid Idioten wissen nichts!
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Some useful German phrases I have learnt:

    Alle raus

    Nicht schiessen

    Hände hoch

    Ach mein lieben

    Eine beer bitte

    Sie haben nette Brüste

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      #3
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      Stupid Idioten wissen nichts!
      Wissen ist Macht.
      Aber nichts wissen macht nichts.

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        #4
        Next time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingo
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Next time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingo
          Ja, ja, that'll do it. Let us know how impressed they are.

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            #6
            Useful German phrase Number 73 : "Good luck."

            Damn the Krauts and their infernal trickery.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Next time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingo
              Lech mich am Arsch?

              It's been a while since I've needed to speak German.

              I do know how to say "go away" though.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
                Useful German phrase Number 73 : "Good luck."

                Damn the Krauts and their infernal trickery.
                I thought that the “good luck” bit was done for the film. On reading the true story told by the captives, it actually took place.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  I thought that the “good luck” bit was done for the film. On reading the true story told by the captives, it actually took place.

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