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How much noise should one make when walking around the office?

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    How much noise should one make when walking around the office?

    Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
    Don't bother. We'll still ignore you.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
      don't change out of your high heels when you get to the office
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
        I tend to wear hard soled shoes so that my minions can hear me coming; it gives them a sporting chance to press alt-f4, put away their newspapers and take their feet off the desk. It just wouldn’t be gentlemanly to sneak up on them.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?).
          WHAT ?
          I don't remember this!

          Rhubarb

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Don't bother. We'll still ignore you.
            If only there were a crying smilie
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              If only there were a crying smilie

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
                To match your gills and tail?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?
                  Best not to exacerbate the situation baggy. You are a big enough figure of mirth as it is.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Better that than a figure of girth
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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