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    New Labour successes

    In order to improve our (excellent) service, we would appreciate a few minutes of your valuable time on this feedback survey.

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    Gordo.
    46
    Education education education
    8.70%
    4
    Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime
    8.70%
    4
    Giving Britain a world class health service
    8.70%
    4
    No more boom and bust
    10.87%
    5
    Clamping down on illegal immigration
    10.87%
    5
    Offering improved public services and value for your taxes
    8.70%
    4
    Fighting terrorism through new laws
    10.87%
    5
    Helping small businesses thrive through tax incentives and cuts in red tape
    10.87%
    5
    Keeping unemployment low
    13.04%
    6
    Fighting just wars overseas
    8.70%
    4

    The poll is expired.

    If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )

    #2
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
    In order to improve our (excellent) service, we would appreciate a few minutes of your valuable time on this feedback survey.

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    Gordo.
    A booming arms industry
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
      In order to improve our (excellent) service, we would appreciate a few minutes of your valuable time on this feedback survey.

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      Gordo.
      A small but world-class IT industry.

      (Yes, before anyone says, it was a much bigger one before Labour got in)
      If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

      Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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        #4
        New Minimum Wage.
        The Mods stole my post count!

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          #5
          Alien Invasion Act 2006: "Visiting aliens must report to the Immigration Department at Lunar House in Croydon immediately on arrival, or be forcibly removed."

          Damn good law that one. Once they've seen Croydon they leave anyway.

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            #6
            If that tips thing goes through (or has gone through) that's a good thing.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              If that tips thing goes through (or has gone through) that's a good thing.
              What tips thing? Is circumcision becoming mandatory?

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                #8
                Saving the banking system from collapse

                Nationlising Northern Crock <runs for cover>
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
                  In order to improve our (excellent) service, we would appreciate a few minutes of your valuable time on this feedback survey.

                  Love'n'Hugs

                  Gordo.
                  Give me an option I can fill in then....
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                    #10
                    national minimum wage? SureStart? flexible working for parents? lowering the age of consent for gays? having a fair crack at the taliban?

                    i'd never vote for them, but the list was a bit, um, selective don't you think?

                    <ducks>
                    Originally posted by BolshieBastard
                    You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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